2010: A Knick Fan’s Odyssey
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Hopefully it is the understanding of most Knick fans that this process the team is currently undertaking, which I believe is called “rebuilding”, has to be done. That this is how it works and there is no other choice due to the horrific state the Knicks have been left in. Actually, you’re pleased that it’s finally happening eight years later than it should have been done.
Most importantly, you knew that this process would be very difficult to endure and would feel like it lasts as long as the Knicks have been irrelevant. The team needed a massive purge. Isiah Thomas not only burned the village to the ground, he salted the earth on the way out.
In fact, he’s still hurting the Knicks from the grave as his final broadside to the Knicks (trading away the 2010 first round pick unprotected) was part of his first broadside (the Stephon Marbury deal). So the worse the Knicks finish this year, the better draft pick the Utah Jazz get. Fantastic. Isiah Thomas – the gift that keeps on giving.
So the Knicks are uniquely screwed. You get all that. This has to be done.
But MAN, does it suck.
This has been way more of an unwatchable slog than was expected. Last year was acceptable as the team, although bad, was at least occasionally entertaining. This year with the unprecedented Ramadan-like salary cap fast in full swing, the roster is a collection of non-All Stars aware that they are essentially walking expiring contracts. Everything is in flux; outside of the rookies everyone else’s time in New York is numbered.
You know how teams tank the last month of a season to get a better chance at a top pick in the draft? The Knicks organization is essentially tanking a season…just without that pick. (Man, it’s as if Isiah left a timed paint grenade in our cash bag, like a bank teller.)
The result of this purge is a dreary, uninspired, unwatchable brand of basketball. And loyal Knick fans are expected to pay top dollar to watch this dying fish flop around the court.
So would getting Allen Iverson basically been a gimmick, a distraction, bread and circus for the masses? Yeah probably. What’s your point? It would have been nice having an actual Hall-of-Famer in a Knick uniform for the first time in ages. It would have been nice to be legitimately excited by a player that wasn’t in an opposing team’s uniform. It would have been nice to hear the Garden at the loudest it’s been this season since that little girl nailed a song from “Showgirls” during the halftime kid’s talent competition.
Considering the immense amount of crap that’s been shoveled in our direction since Patrick Ewing was traded away, Knick fans would have just been thrilled that the organization thought of us and our Job-like suffering for once. You’d have a slew of us at the Garden with a balloon in one hand, devouring a piece of bread in the other as we watched the elephants stride by.
But it didn’t happen. No bone was thrown. No Novocain was given for the tooth pulling. Donnie Walsh decided that getting AI would have hindered the plan for the future. So instead of watching Allen Iverson, we get to try to figure out if that’s really Eddy Curry or someone broke a beefed-up Plaxico Burress out of Rikers. Or we can place bets on when Nate Robinson will wander away from a timeout huddle to help with the T-Shirt cannons causing D’Antoni to finally snap and pummel Nate right on the court (January 26th against Minnesota).
So since we have to endure yet another year of dismal basketball as the franchise continues to stay in a holding pattern, I think now is a fair time to ask some important questions. Like, what is this plan for the future? And when do we get to see it? Because we’re getting a little anxious over here.Donnie Walsh has been great at tearing down part of the rebuilding with his salary sheds. I still can’t believe he was able to pawn off Zach Randolph. It’s hard to excoriate Donnie Walsh for the overall torpor of the franchise, remembering that the Knicks are uniquely screwed. I can’t completely damn him for whiffing on a 19-year old point guard who played a year in instead of college and was on his way out the door during the draft because he didn’t think he was getting drafted in the top 10. Others missed on Brandon Jennings as well and anyone saying they saw his breakout coming is lying to you. But next to nothing has been done to set anything up for 2010. Mike D’Antoni’s system can’t work without a point guard and the fact that the Knicks didn’t get one in the eight spot and still don’t have one in place is damning enough. In fact, they currently don’t have anyone who can be considered a key fit for the Seven Seconds or Less system. Instead all the Knicks have reserved for 2010 and beyond is a three-heaving Italian kid who the jury is still out on, a back-up point guard who may not even be a point guard and a super-raw forward/center who rarely sees the court.
Right now, it’s as if this plan for the future is similar to the Underwear Gnomes from South Park:
Step 1: Sign Lebron James.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Win Championship!
Obviously the Underwear Gnome theory is not the actual plan (well, it better not be). There’s still the February trading deadline and the off-season to make something happen. The rumors about an Al Harrington for Ty Thomas swap are encouraging and would be a nice start. (Who else would the Knicks get in this reported scenario? The return of the immortal Jerome James! I can’t believe the Chicago Bulls saw his resume, fresh off his stealing millions from the Knicks for three years, and still signed him! Wow. Are they paying him by the hour?)But as things stand right now, should LeBron decide to leave there are a few destinations can currently offer him a better shot at winning a ring than the Knicks can. That’s a problem and what is mainly causing the anxiety in Knick Nation. After a decade of miserable basketball, the Brandon Jennings miss and the AI rejection, the Knick fans patience is finally wearing thin. With no Iverson to distract us, the focus is squarely on Donnie Walsh and the eventual unveiling of this grand plan.
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